Almost Level 60… Time to Pretend I’ve Been Responsible This Whole Time
I’m almost there. Level 60 is within reach, the promised land of endgame content, powerful loot, and… oh no. I just realized I’ve spent all this time leveling and completely ignored literally everything else. So now, before I hit max level and expose myself as an...
I DID IT! I’M RICH! I HAVE A MOUNT!
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, for today is a historic day. After what felt like an eternity of suffering, after countless hours of begging, borrowing, and borderline considering a career in goblin crime, I have finally done it. I HAVE A MECHANOSTRIDER. 🎉🎉🎉...
Gone Fishing: The Real Endgame of WoW Classic
After a long day of grinding, dungeon running, and being chased by angry mobs, there’s nothing better than casting a line, sitting back, and enjoying some good old-fashioned fishing. No spells, no fighting, just me, a fishing pole, and whatever horrors lurk beneath...
Inventory Management: Or How I Became a Professional Hoarder
There’s never enough bag space. Never. No matter how many bags I have, they’re always full. I could have Netherweave Bags, enchanted bottomless backpacks, or even some kind of arcane pocket dimension, and I’d still be out of space. I tell myself I’ll clean it up. Be...
Level 40 and Broke: Where’s My Horse?!
I did it. Level 40. A milestone, a moment of triumph, a time to celebrate! Or at least, it should be… if I wasn’t completely broke. You see, in Classic WoW, hitting level 40 isn’t just about leveling up—it’s about finally getting a mount. No more running for miles, no...
Confessions of a Mage: I Have a Drinking Problem
Confessions of a Mage: I Have a Drinking Problem Hi, my name is Bobosmrade, and I have a drinking problem. No, not that kind. I mean the Classic WoW mage kind, where I spend more time chugging water than actually casting spells. At first, I thought being a mage would...
Just Because You Quest in the Woods Doesn’t Mean You Have to Eat Like a Lumberjack
Fine Dining & Tasty Recipes Up to Level 20 Listen, just because I spend most of my time running through forests, fighting wolves, and picking herbs doesn’t mean I have to survive on stale bread and questionable meat scraps. My gnome mage may be small, but I have...
Back to Azeroth – One Slow Step at a Time
I’m back! After years away from World of Warcraft, I’ve returned to Azeroth. This time, I’m playing a gnome mage,small, kinda cute, and not very fast. And wow… I forgot how slow Classic WoW is. Running anywhere feels like a mini marathon. I spend more time watching my...